Hawkeye Drunk

If you follow me you may have  noticed:

 

I get smashed happy and help myself to the scenery,

so drunk in fact that I'm speaking to anyone

about anything and nothing inparticular

so do me a kindness and just listen,

I can throw back a barrel and bellow a deep laugh,

everyone stares awkwardly and I'm still an idiot renewed,

Be it indoor or out I've never had enough

so you would think the drink is going out of date,

I drink firewater hot and ready and tell you 

stupid lies of me and your mother 

getting hot and heavy while I'm raindancing

hawkeye drunk,

I drink at home alone like Macaulay Culkin

but I always end up walking around the neighborhood

waving a white flag for those who care to compete

but mostly people just stay confused

 

Im a sot

a coward

a fool

and very happy

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