A Good Swift Kick!

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When life would have you believing its futile

putting up any kind of a fight

give it a good swift kick in the ass

and set its doubt to right!



Show it what you're made of

strength, determination and grit

let it know just who's in charge

and that you won't take any more shit!



Be the boss, take a stand

then it'll surely be thinking twice

life will stop messin with you

(now if I'd only take my own advice)

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Written: 12/01/02

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I can think of someone…

I can think of someone who needs a swift kick

She makes some people sick

She has a boyfriend who's a chief

From her we can't get no relief

You can try to e-mail her

Or you can impale her

If your pants don't fit

And you need to let the waist out

No, not let the waste out

You're thinking of pooping

What?

So what?

No, not so what

Sew what?

What?

Who sews what?

A whaler?

A sailor?

A blackmailer?

Forget it...