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The New York Times told me that my thighs were too soft.

Of course, I believed this. The newspaper printed the facts. And of course, they let me know that I was not alone in my struggle for firmer thighs.



But my mother told me that I was beautiful. A boy told me too.



So anyway...the game was "pass it on" and I am not sure where it all started...



But I did hear that it came directly from "W" himself. You know? Mr. Big Guns?



Well...he told an intern and the intern told deep throat and someone must have leaked the news...because the topic of the day was my thighs.



And if they are all talking...it must all be pretty damn important.