City beside a River part 5 (paying the bills)

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Narrator continues...

 Fal and Guen seek the help of Margret Wilson Fawlkes renowned occult expert in search of answers after witnessing the strange events at Garley Manor. 

What is the childs connection to Lord Mushroom?

Who is the Bat?

Could the end of the world as we know actually happen?

Stay tuned for the next incredible installment!

 

 

 

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