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Humor It's here again, springtime,
the season they have
warned us about since January.
So what will it be -
tummy control, busty,
triangle,
belly bulge support,
navel covered,
navel ring,
bikini, tankini,
one-size-fits-all, the
suit that looks wonderful
on every body?
I settled for a solid tankini
with a sarong for quick cover.
I bought some spray-on stuff
that is supposed to make you
look like a tahiti bronzed
beauty. Doesn't work (or
maybe I got carried away).
Ever notice how everything
is "wonder" this and
"wonder" that?
Like wonder bra,
wonder finish makeup,
wonder lip gloss.
But the biggest wonder of all
will be when I crowd myself
into my brand new size 8
tankini, guaranteed to make
me look 10 pounds slimmer.
We'll see.
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