There's a police in my cereal.

I'm watching you.
I'm watching you,
with my eagle eye.
Are you someone I remember,
Or are you a spy?
I watched you as you
Chopped the onions.
And added the olive oil.
I watched you fill the pot
With water
And bring it to a boil.
As I turned my head to sneeze
Did my eye deceive me?
I saw you put a light green powder
inside the chicken gravy.

I'm not hungry tonight baby.

Did you lick your little finger
and stick it in the roast?
Are those gnats inside the butter
you are spreading on my toast?
I know you're trying to kill me
I know you want me dead.
But don't you think it's easier
to say "Go Away" instead?

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Big Bro or Bad Relatioship

or both set to musical rhymes to enhance the tensions and the wit - loved the gnatty butter - Just Bein' Stella

 

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