Space Canadian


Space Canadian is an evil lobster. He can learn and speak all human and animal languages. Conversely, he hates all humans and animals, especially  lobsters. The only things he loves are plants and inanimate things. His claws can take down any boat on any sea. 

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Space Canadian

His name? I love it. Does he resemble zoidberg? Hero or villain? Comic relief, perhaps? Do we make him speak to plants like Ivy does too, or just animals and humans?

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I'don't like him to be

I'd like him to be realistic looking. You can make him either. He doesn't speak to plants, he just loves to be around them.

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Inanimate Love?

Does he have a pet rock? I love the name. There was an old lobster who sat under an oak/the more he saw/the less he spoke/ the less he spoke/the more he heard/why can't we all be like that wise old shellfish?