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10 teeth knocked out from fisticuffs
35 bras stuffed in the freezer
Vomit on the ceiling
There's so much urine on the basement steps
They've started to warp
$250,000 worth of property damage
A car was found up a tree.
“How much alcohol was at this party?!!!"
“All they drank was Diet Sprite."
...
I see you watched Sixteen Candles...
"Deepinyourdreams"
I Love Diet Sprite
The car up the tree was actually the more pallatable outcome. Piss warped steps smells pretty bad m'thinks. You should be writing for comedy shows somewhere. This is very odd and hilarious - :D