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Old Appeal
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Invisible Poetry .
Young people want it
they crave it like kisses
and sighs. It has wrinkles
surrounding it, under its
eyes, and around the ankles,
but they want it.
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Old appeal is like sex appeal
without the sex. It is renamed odd
things like know-how, wisdom,
and knowledge turning
into experience. You have to be old
to get it.
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Young men desire the mental
capacity to make a million
dollars. Old people could,
but are not interested. Too
exhausting.
.
Young women want to know
how best to handle a man
and how to keep him beside
her. It takes time. It is learned
later.
.
Old appeal owners know
how but it is heart attack or
stroke producing. Heavy
breathing leads to high blood
pressure or clogged
veins.
.
Some who have elderness
appeal might wish to trade it
in for a head full of non-grayed
hair, a slimmer waist, better
vision, teeth.
.
Youths remember how hard
it was to find and keep a mate.
They learn that wanting
what the old know means nothing
because, in time, they will age
and own it.
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Lady A
12-27-13
352p
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ROFLMAO Woman, can I just say
ROFLMAO Woman, can I just say you made my week! Omg... lol. So so true...every word. Omg...that was so hilarious. ...lol.
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...and he asked her, "do you write poetry? Because I feel as if I am the ink that flows from your quill."
"No", she replied, "but I have experienced it. "
I Hear your Laughter
all the way over here via your comment - so glad to brighten your day and give you a moment of joy - hilarity was the point and nothing is funnier than spoof on a sistuation. that was fun to write. Just call me "Grinning A Lot". ~A~
just love it! I am in between
just love it! I am in between appeals but I can say at this age I know a lot and still have enough looks, energy and smarts to make it something interesting at least!! ;) what a riot!
Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS
"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."
Yeah
Glad to make you smile SS - The writer never knows what kind of response a poem will evoke - you made my day, you and Touch. Be well and thanks for the read and a chuckle ~A~
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LMAO....OH WE ARE ON A HUMOUR
LMAO....OH WE ARE ON A HUMOUR ROLL TODAY!! .
...and he asked her, "do you write poetry? Because I feel as if I am the ink that flows from your quill."
"No", she replied, "but I have experienced it. "
A LMAO Kinda Riot
Untill you've had it with a Black Belt...no what I mean is, have you ever seen a guy blow up a condom like a baloon? Me neither - ha and ha. - What i mean is, if you are looking at the Reaper on the SOA leather and going Wow, that's the tip off that you are over the top with choices. ~Laugh here or smile, but do not take that last one seriously ~A~
This post was just too good Respected Madam Allets
This post was just too good Respected Madam Allets.... A few days back I was invited for a wedding anniversary of a young couple.The hubby asked me if I had a xxx coin for which a fabulous sum of money was offered. I seriously appeared to ponder & told them that I had seen such a coin but didn't possess one. I wondered even if I had it what good was such a huge sum of money to me at 60+ .It would simply add to my woes & people would "oil" me for a few wads. And sex ?? oh well... some men take aphrodiasacs and "sex pills" to show their youthful vigour... I see those people with dyed hair and "smart" attire. The rose will dry.. such is the rule of nature...Your write was a hilarious one .. made me guffaw out loud.
©bishu
Much Honorable Gafawer
You make me happy to have made you gafaw out loud - Bish, you ae a miracle. i did not realize you were 60+. You could teach kids how to be young. Stay strong.
As the petals fall
from my rose
I lean sunward
hoping nature will
send me strength
enough to tell the world
that the stalk may
lean earthward, but
it is still mostly green.
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~A~
01-02-14
4:07a
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