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Number One

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Captain Lym’s sense of humor got worse

being born the fourth month on the first.

Fooling his mates

he gave discount rates

on a limo that looked like a hearse.

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Number Two

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Captain Lym had a cousin named Rick

Wherever he sailed he got sick

He threw up a storm

in true mariner form

learned to swab the ship's deck pretty quick.

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Number Three

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Cousin Rick had a girlfriend named Stella

She called him a most stubborn fella

He would not propose

cause she had twenty beaus

So she changed his mind with her Baretta.

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Lady A

04-01-12

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