Lym Er Ricks

Vintage Words


Number One


Captain Lym’s sense of humor got worse

being born the fourth month on the first.

Fooling his mates

he gave discount rates

on a limo that looked like a hearse.

Number Two

Captain Lym had a cousin named Rick

Wherever he sailed he got sick

He threw up a storm

in true mariner form

learned to swab the ship's deck pretty quick.


Number Three


Cousin Rick had a girlfriend named Stella

She called him a most stubborn fella

He would not propose

cause she had twenty beaus

So she changed his mind with her Baretta.






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So cute! love the last line

So cute! love the last line so unexpected! Lol! 

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Guns & Poetry

This is fiction. I carry an A-K  ~~A~~

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