1200 Cookies

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Holiday Poems

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After three hours on your feet washing

dishes, pulling out every ingredient

for a cookie imaginable, the legs

scream out that this inhumane treatment

is not conducive to a happy holiday.

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A masochistic marachino cherry inventor

made monsters that when quartered take

lots of diligence to get centered in the cookie

dough balls sitting like marching band

members in even rows on the cookie

sheet. 

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After four hours, the arms begin to cramp

and the fingers convulse and freeze

in skewered positions in protest of too

much fine motor skill work: the stirring,

whipping, beating, arranging,

measuring.

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Elves invented measuring spoons

and cups to haunt our dreams

and make living in the kitchen the day

before Thanksgiving a marathon

that produces little crunchy eatables

to delight little munchers and big

munchers too.

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Lady A

11-24-16

1018a

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Author's Notes/Comments: 

I have not made cookies since.

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Morningglory's picture

Someday

I really want to eat your cookies. 


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allets's picture

That Is Soooooo Sweet!

Sitting here munching on one of the blueberry-cherry coconut pecan bars right now. Yum!


 

 

lizardking's picture

will you be my grandma,

will you be my grandma, stella?

allets's picture

I'm 66

If you are 54 the math may not work out. Honoraray grandma works though :D


 

 

lizardking's picture

54?

i'm 20. we can make this work.

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That's Funny

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may all your days be filled with sunshine and cookies. :D


 

 

bishu's picture

Don't you eat turkey too on Thanksgiving ?

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©bishu 

 

allets's picture

A Little For Me This Year

Fell into barbecue and ham, greens, and yams; not one spoonfull of mac and cheese. I was actually not stuffed (or sleepy) when it was over. everyone pitched in to do dishes. This goes on all over USA and it is one of the things that makes us still great! - Lady A -