Your texting
While I’m talking
I’m waiting
While you’re gawking
You’re on your I-phone
Great little invention
But I sit alone
Without any attention
This is our society
Just sit there quietly
Push buttons methodically
And only look up, periodically
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When I was born
I thought nothing
As a child
I thought a few things
By the time I was a teen
I thought I knew everything
Then, as an adult
I thought I knew some things
By the time I was a senior
I thought I knew most things
But now, as an old man, I realize
What I thought, didn’t mean a damn thing
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Now that I am old
And considered very wise
I tell a tale or two
As best, I can reprise
I find it gratifying
So, tell each one with pride
And no one contradicts me
Because, those that could have died
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By marrying me, my wife proved
That she, had a lot of guts
Because
If it wasn’t her, then someone else for sure
That I’d be driving nuts
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You should always bathe
With a cup of Epsom Salts
It soothes away your pains
And cleanses all your faults
It neutralizes odor
And gives your skin a sheen
It makes you glow all over
And you feel, really clean
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Black or white
Fat or thin
It doesn’t matter
What skin we’re in
We are what we are
Or what we’ve become
We’re still all equal
That is how we come
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If a nice warm embrace
Puts a smile on your face
Then a hug and a kiss
Should bring you bliss
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If your boyfriend
Provides no pleasure
Then, he is not
The one to treasure
If he cannot
Bring you some joy
Then just dump
The stupid boy
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When old fogies wake up in the morning
And find, they just can’t crack a smile
They should quickly take their medication
Before they get, hostile
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