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SMART PHONES

 

Your texting

While I’m talking

I’m waiting

While you’re gawking

 

You’re on your I-phone

Great little invention

But I sit alone

Without any attention

 

This is our society

Just sit there quietly

Push buttons methodically

And only look up, periodically

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I THOUGHT

 

When I was born

I thought nothing

 

As a child

I thought a few things

 

By the time I was a teen

I thought I knew everything

                                       

Then, as an adult

I thought I knew some things

 

By the time I was a senior

I thought I knew most things

 

But now, as an old man, I realize

What I thought, didn’t mean a damn thing

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WISE

 

Now that I am old

And considered very wise

I tell a tale or two

As best, I can reprise

 

I find it gratifying

So, tell each one with pride

And no one contradicts me                                  

Because, those that could have died

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MY WIFE

 

By marrying me, my wife proved

That she, had a lot of guts

Because

If it wasn’t her, then someone else for sure

That I’d be driving nuts

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EPSOM SALTS

 

You should always bathe

With a cup of Epsom Salts

It soothes away your pains

And cleanses all your faults

 

It neutralizes odor

And gives your skin a sheen

It makes you glow all over

And you feel, really clean

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EQUAL

 

Black or white

Fat or thin

It doesn’t matter

What skin we’re in

 

We are what we are

Or what we’ve become

We’re still all equal

That is how we come

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KISS and HUG

 

If a nice warm embrace

Puts a smile on your face

Then a hug and a kiss

Should bring you bliss

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BOYFRIENDS #1

      

If your boyfriend

Provides no pleasure

Then, he is not

The one to treasure

 

If he cannot

Bring you some joy

Then just dump

The stupid boy

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CRACK A SMILE

 

When old fogies wake up in the morning

And find, they just can’t crack a smile

They should quickly take their medication

Before they get, hostile

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