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QUOTING SHAKESPEARE TO GAIN SEXUAL FAVORS

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BARD'S SHARDS

 

She kept babbling

and it was getting tiresome

to listen to her talk

about whatever it was

she was talking about

 

but luckily I thought of a line

from Shakespeare 

about stopping her lips with a kiss

or something to that effect

 

But I skipped Much ado straight to Romeo

“my two lips are standing here like blushing pilgrims

ready to make things better with a kiss.”

 

It worked

I leaned over

and met her lips with mine

the result was 

a tad more pleasant

than the previous lecture

 

I think I should consider

Shakespeare my best friend now

His wisdom has proven 

Considerably more beneficial

than the advice I get from friends

 

9/29/95

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

forever young.  I won't give up the ghost.

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