Marco Rubio
was always pandering
to sound cool
and sway the youth crowd.
“I have Jay-Z
on my I-pod.
See how hip I am?”
Oh, boy, Illuminati aside
Who gives a flying fuck?
My mother is a 77 year old
white woman
with stage 4 breast cancer
who adores Snoop Dogg.
And that was before
I introduced her
to alternative medicines
from California.