Couch with Issues

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I moved this really long and stubborn thing into the apartment.  My home.

It has a low back and is a bothersome livingroom hog, but!  I am thankful.

Saves me from sitting on the floor.

Fifteen dollar special!  Sign says with "issues."

Right, like it won't move out with me if and when I go.

Because I got it in here and there it sits.

Like a Titanic beached whale in the livingroom.

Covered with a sheet to hide its issues.

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SSmoothie's picture

Lol, and what couch isn't

Lol, and what couch isn't without it's issues! I can relate in many more ways than probably intended but that a good thing! ;) nice write! Cute story.


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

MajesticDravon's picture

Thank you

I believe I have one more, and it is about moving the beast out of the apartment. I took a good licking. Lol


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nightlight1220's picture

I've had many of these!! Some

I've had many of these!! Some times they are the BEST!! Especially because you don't have to be all worried that it's gonna get scratched or stained... sloppy drinkers? That's their problem... (but will they sit on it (?) ....is more the wonder most often when people visit! LOL)

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...and he asked her, "do you write poetry? Because I feel as if I am the ink that flows from your quill."

"No", she replied, "but I have experienced it. "

 

MajesticDravon's picture

Yes

The couch was great, and it was fun trying to move the beast out.  Narrow hallways and tight turn stairs didn't make the move in or out.  I slept on it, sat to eat dinner...  I enjoyed the couch.  Just didn't want to take it with me when I moved.  In Apirl I wrestled the big couch out by myself.  My girlfriend showed up in the morning, looked at me and asked "What happened to you?"  "Couch." is all I said.


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nightlight1220's picture

LMAO....   I totally get it!

LMAO....

 

I totally get it!


...and he asked her, "do you write poetry? Because I feel as if I am the ink that flows from your quill."

"No", she replied, "but I have experienced it. "