The Lord Was Fired Today { a religous poem }

We`ll lord

I`m sorry for calling you in like this

but it seems you have been fired.



Well lord you are kind of a myth

and people is getting tired of waiting

for you.



Yes lord ,but the small group

that used to follow you is`nt saying verry much

more.



Yes lord ,but you was kicked out

of our schools in 64 christians just

don`t beleive any more.



Church,oh yes lord theres a few

but you know lord they are having

trouble beleiving too



What`s that lord,some of the bible

but you know they dont beleive in it all

and you know lord our scientists have just

about figured it out,yep we all come from

monkeys.



And you know lord they say it was a big bang

you know lord things just hasn`t been the same

it`s even ok to be gay isn`t that lame.



What lord ,no we dont say your name in our

pledge any more and we took you off of our money

but i`ll have to admit that the pitcure of mohamed

sure does look funny.



What`s that lord,no the supreme court wont even

hear your case they say their time they can not waste



They have thrown out the commandments

they dont even allow prayer in our school

they dont even allow us to say your name

they dont even allow us to teach the golden rule.



They dont even allow nativity schenes any more

they even threw your pitcure out the door



Yes lord but what can i do i`m just one man

i can`t stand against the court of the land

yes lord we can make change in numbers

but when i turn around what will i see

i wonder...


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George Campos's picture

Yes lord but what can i do i`m just one man
i can`t stand against the court of the land
yes lord we can make change in numbers
but when i turn around what will i see
i wonder...

Great, great poem, so very factual BUT you ain't gonna see any changes for the better until or unless you get your pen out and start contacting your congressman Senators, mayor, governor and the President. Phone calls and e/mails count too. GET BUSY FRIEND and urge everyone you know to do the same before God (fires) us!!!!!!

Ruth Lovejoy's picture

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY EXCELLENT AND I SENT TO EVERY ONE IN MY ADDR BOOK AS WELL AS MADE PRINTS TO SEND NAILMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

word_man's picture

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are you still kicking my old friend old as in longtime