U.F O And The Redneck

Last nite driving home from a party

I seen a strange lite in the sky at

first i thought it was a plane.



But then it landed in front of my car

it looked like a three story motel

with a rotating bar.



I slammed on the brakes and stopped the car

and i jumped out to run,hell before i could

make it to that bar a green thing grabbed me

and throwed me back in the car.



Well hell i did`nt know what to do,  so i reached

into the cooler and pulled out a brew, well he

must have liked it, after he drank a 12 pack he

ate the can`s.



Well he opened the cooler looking for more brew

i was out, i did`nt know what to do, so i reached

under the seat and pulled out that bag of weed

i figured a pound would be all we would need.



we fired up a joint and listened to the

marshall tucker band, after four joints he fell

out of the car then he stumbled toward that

rotating bar.



Well before he left he stole the rest of my weed

hell he figured thats all they would need.



He fired up that ship and headed toward the sky

he did`nt offer to pay for the weed,hell he did`nt

even tell me goodbye...

Author's Notes/Comments: 

this is a true story

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Ruth Ingham Black's picture

That there's some nice writin' boy.

Anthony Velloza's picture

hahah that poem is awesome! haha yeah thanks for helping me on my hump 'em and dump 'em poem! that was awesome! may i use it? anywho youre poems are good did you read any of my other poems? tell me what you think because theyre actually lyrics to songs i made up. ttyl

-anthony velloza

Crystal Hecklinger's picture

THIS POEM IS GREAt...hehe i love it,its so creative!
Love
Crystal

Celeste Barnes's picture

That is so cool!!!! :) Sounds likes something someone from Arkansas would do! I'm guilty. I'm a southern girl moved north so those Rednecks can be pretty entertaining.

George Campos's picture

But what does this have to do with a redneck? At least the type of redneck I was referring to??? gac