Busted Big Time

 


"Busted Big Time"


My girlfriend got mad at the local bar.
She hit me so hard I got to see stars!
I thought I was dreaming, this just can’t be.
The girl I loved, who cherished me?

Blue lights start flashing, behind my car!

Out jumps the man, wearing a star.
Shouting freeze don’t move, your under arrest.
I think you've been drinking, that’s my guess!
We go screaming down the street, off to jail.
The man said, you'd better have bail!
I told them a story, how I came to be.
About the girl I loved, who cherished me!

Left me stranded at the bar, with tears in my eyes!
She didn't even, kiss me good bye.
Left me stranded, mad, no hope insight.
No way of knowing, what was right!
I took the first thing moving, out of that Bar.
I didn't know, IT WASNT MY CAR!


William J. Roney III

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vilmazab's picture

Wow, funny and witty too,we all love fun poems it brings the sunshine in a gloomy day. Thank you, you put a smile in my face today!

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My family always been

 



My family always been worriers, Dad was always Air force, I'm Army.

Uncle was Navy. My cousin was Marine, the only difference between Chief

Security Officer is we are taught how to kill and how to die. I'm 62 years old 

and slow now. It taught me to work in a trade on the side so we can get a job when our time is up! Everybody did something now, I write poetry with advertising copyright like Eating at Jim's.


PFC. Roney

Chief  Security Officer

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Jeff's picture

Very Funny, another good one