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the fire station dedication
if it's on fire then it's a drill, if it's not then it's a guy
and where can you find the wine when the butter flies?
you need a loaf of milk, when the bread is going dry
so pour the milk on the bread, don't eat a butter pie
sometimes wonder why, i've never read a book by beverly cleary
but when i watch transformers with the lights off, it's really frickin' eerie
yeah, true to the fact that you need a vacation
but when i throw apples at the wall, there's a call for celebration
and when i'm watching the windows, cement trucks go away. make sure you say hello to a fireman today.
like arthur as the king, and the orange is the mortar
whether rotation or reflection, a nickel costs a quarter
and whenever i have heartburn, i eat tums
i really don't like it when the bums
take them away from me
oh yeah, i've got a bowling trophy
but there's no need to bowl for burgers, if the burger is a ham
and there's no reason to eat chalk, if the desk clerk is a lamb
no need to travel to a rave, when i have my egg wave
whether hard boiled or fried, i'm still sad the goat died
so if the flame is the alarm, then the apple is the tree
and if red is the colour, fire engine that you see
monochrome sky for a grand piano dream
fire station ocean for every brother in december. wouldn't you remember?
strawberry hate like a weather in june
orange on icicles, dead yellow spoon
geometry hurricane, like triangular vegas
nothing rhymes with vegas
for math is not a spectator sport
midgets in the circus are kind of short
if you lick toads, you'll get a wart
and if there's an avalanche, build a fort
because math is not a spectator sport
firemen use the math to determine the water
you know it's everything and nothing to have feared
you're quite aware of the amount of which it's weird
you have a shear of paper, well, i say it's sheared
fire station dedication
take your goddamn medication
