Problem, Solution college essay (really creative use of wit and writers block)

My problem is that I cant find a problem to put a solution too. If I don’t have a problem I can't get graded on this writing lab which would give me a chance of getting a lower grade. If this problem I seek doesn't come to me I can't write a paper on putting a solution to it. I would procrastinate and slack off by not having a problem which would induce a new problem by the name of Stress. Stress would cause me to panic losing my track of thought and make it harder for me to seek out a problem to give a solution too. I would think and think all day without any idea's until the last minute then write about a problem off the top of my head. The fact of me not having a problem will also cause me to type the word “problem” out a lot making my paper seem very repetitive. Making me get a bad grade.

The solution to my problem: Is to write about the problem that I can't find a problem to put a solution too. By doing this I have already found a problem and I can start brainstorming. removing stress and making it easier to get work done. To fix the problem that I type “problem” too much, I will start to use the word “fiasco”. So my paper wont get so repetitive. After getting a fiasco and writing about the fiasco ill start to revise and type my paper. Then I will take the fiasco to the writing center in all hopes that, the instructor won't think I, myself is a problem or fiasco, or maybe even a problem and fiasco. Which so happen to be the same thing. After I turn in the the solution to my problem: about the problem that I can't find a problem to put a solution too. I will then get it graded and then go on about my day. Solving the problem.

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