Earth science with Joey Drake. Lesson One:

Lesson One: Lava is earth jizz. It spews out of earthly shafts and climaxes all over the place. Its really sticky and warm and moves very slowly. It destroys homes when "accidents" happen. When it drys it gets all crusty and gross. It's very messy and is a reproducer of earthly materials. It's also harmful if swallowed.

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noooooo joey! dont go!

I'll miss you heaps come back soon! XOXO Tightest HugSS

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