A believer now

Been stuck on this bed for 6 days 

Flat of my back 

Like a overworked whore 

Been fighting off killer bees 

Blocking Chinese stars 

 mental Koreans are throwing

While this old couple fondles me 

With hot s'mores 

I never been harder

My toes cramping 

As everything suddenly stops 

Door slowly opens 

A 3'10 midget chick 

Naked and shaved 

Holding a slice of carrot cake 

With a devish grin appears

And for the first time I'm a believer 










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This is funny great sense of

This is funny great sense of humor thank you for the laugh.