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Heaven's Leaky Sink
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The Reaping Drip.
Drip.
Drip.
I turned the little knob on the sink as far as it would go. But still...
Drip.
Drip.
Drip.
So I went insane and killed myself.
Then I went to heaven. It was cool and all, but the atmospheric pressure and what not makes you all thirsty. So I took a trip to God's sink.
Drip.
Drip.
Drip.
Are you serious? God has a leaky sink?
Drip.
Drip.
Drip.
I asked God to fix the sink. He said he couldn't. So I punched him. And I
drip
drip
dripped
all the way to hell.
A leaky sink?..
A leaky sink? In heaven?
What the hell!
You must be plumbing the depths now..
Good heavens!