Oh my gosh, would you please catch a hint
I thought I was throwing it hard enough
I swear if I wanted to talk to you
I really would have picked the phone up, no really
I mean don’t call me at 11am on Saturday
And think that early timing is gonna change my mind
Did you think I’d want to talk now
Look it’s very simple to understand
That I just don’t want to talk to your ass
Stop calling my house and then immediately calling my cell
And did you think, well let me try again
Just one more time, it’s been like 10 minutes
I know it’s ringing, maybe she just didn’t hear it
So let me call again right now and I’d better send a text
Damn you act like you my recently made ex
And if you have to send messages asking if I am avoiding
Then suck it up cause the answers probably yes
You don’t even know me to be sweating me like this
I promise I’m gonna stop talking to strangers
Cause people take friendliness and make it dangerous
And it would be different if you had something to talk about
I would really pick up the phone, really I would
But you just keep talking about nothing like no one should
And don’t think I don’t know that it’s you
Calling from those unfamiliar local numbers too
All of my family and friends are out of town
So local numbers on my caller id will be
Left to be picked up by voicemail or my answering machine
Just stop being so lame and stop calling me
Damn I swear you act like you seen me
Naked and in all my glory and was blinded
And had you, then maybe I’d really understand
But you so lame I can’t even stomach a friendship
Just catch this hint, cause my phones can’t take this.
© 2004