The Dave and Elliot show (we're retarded)

Roses are red.

Cereal goes in bowls.

You shouldn't put things

Into people's out holes.

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Melodie Arremony's picture

Totally made me choke on my drink of water! Wasn't expecting the ending. Classic. . .

Elliot's picture

Brilliant! Quite possibly the most moving work I have ever read...

Mike Fike's picture

This may very well be the best poem I've ever read.

.wow!'s picture

worst poem evar!