Suggestions From Stoner's Etiquette

~Never inquire as to where another person’s marijuana has come from.

~Never double-toke the bowl/doobie/bong, unless other wise instructed to do so or smoking singly.

~It is o.k. to smoke singly.

~Also it is ok to be a stoner and a pot head.

~However it is not o.k. to be a burn out.

~When on a burn run it is always polite as a passenger to steer the vehicle while the driver is hitting the bowl.

~It is also safer.

~Which comes to our next safety advisory: always check your self and your vehicle for little pieces of fallen pot.

~Especially after a good drunkin’ Warriors Night.

~It is always good to cough. The more you cough the higher you get.

~But I won’t lie, it does hurt, so always have bottled water on you. Or you know liquid of some sort. It will soothe your throat and your cotton mouth.

~Never tap glass on glass.

~Don’t be mislead by what they portray on T.V: If you could remember the things you thought of when you were high, they would still be funny when your not.

~Being high doesn’t always make you forget.

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LMAO hahaha I loved it!! :)

LMAO hahaha I loved it!! :)

"I am my own sort of strange, a supernova of madness and brillance. Forced to share the same space and time. Sane enough to not be seen, yet not crazy enough to be heard." -- Matthew Wayne