President Vlad and President Don
Their relationship is off and on
Who's on top? Who's below?
Here's what I want to know
What did Vladimir Put in Donald T rump?
This particular question's been plaguing the masses
What's going on between these two asses?
I have no doubt at some point they had it out
And am certain there must have been some insertin'
What did Vladimir Put in Donald T rump?
The answer's hard to obtain, since both are insane
Whatever it was, I heard Trump enjoyed it
I wouldn't care what it was, I'd do my best to avoid it
There's only one thing left to find out
What Vladimir Put in, did he ever take out?