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Boris complained to his girlfriend Delores

'I never can find your clitoris

When we're in bed, in the dark

It's where? I'm in the ballpark?

It should glow, add some phosphorus'

Delores responded to her boyfriend Boris

'Wish you'd forget about my clitoris 

I know you love it to death 

But honey, your breath

It stinks! Please get some Lavoris!