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There was a young man named Ronnie 

Who was engaged to a young gal named Connie 

Both of them were getting 

Excited about their wedding 

When they got a call from NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani 

He said 'I feel great indignation 

Have you forgotten your obligation?

What I did for you two

No one else dare would do 

Yet, to your wedding I've yet to receive an invitation!'

Ronnie said to Connie 'What do we do?

We didn't invite Mayor Mamdani to our wedding, that's true'

Connie said 'Ronnie, you're a pain in the neck 

Gimme the phone for a sec

Mr Mayor, what number you looking for? 555-6854? Sorry, this is 555-6852'