It was Trump’s belief she couldn’t press brief

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Look at me, I'm Katie Z

Awful press secretary

After 5 days was fired

Why the hell was I hired?

A mystery to me

I think that I went too far

Said that I had passed the bar

I misinformed

Though here that is the norm

'You'll go far' Trump said, with glee

My personal style is to misrepresent

I also tend to misspeak

My debut wasn't great

Because I misstate

Didn't last a week

I'm asked 'Katie Zacharia

What is your fondest desire?'

A job where a brain isn't required

Yo, I'm Katie Z, I'm available, hire me!