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I have a friend who thought he was cool

But he ended up playing the fool

Was dating a woman who engaged him 

But what she did enraged him

Felt he was being used as a tool

He says 'From the first time I saw her, I knew 

Thought 'I sure wanna hammer you

You make me feel so alive, uh

Want to swap salIva

Need a screwdriver, it's you I'd like to screw'

To get her in the sack, he tried every trick 

Said 'I wrenched my back, I feel very sick'

She said 'I'm sick of your crap

You need a spinal tap

And call your mechanic, tell him to come really quick'