There once was a woman named Marcia
Who couldn't treat her man any harsher
She'd say 'Leave me alone, don't harass
All you want from me is more ass
You want morass? Go live in a marsh, uh'
I would like to add an epilogue
Marcia put her man through a tough slog
Was she worth the trouble?
He'd never live amid rubble
But was ok living in a bog