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Trump’s notion, rename the ocean
There's been some recent chatter
About our President, whose gray matter
Seems to be diminishing by the day
He's come up with a notion
To rename at least one ocean
Crazy idea, wouldn't you say?
Before to any conclusions you wanna jump
We're talking about Donald Trump
I'm certain this won't come as a surprise
While an ocean is a vast amount of water to you and me
Donald Trump sees an opportunity
As he does with everything else, to monetize
Trump will get what he's been wishing
The Trump Ocean will have new rules for fishing
No more free access to the Atlantic and Pacific
Hear of anything more horrific?
Without paying a commission and obtaining permission
To the Trump Ocean, no one's allowed admission!
