Farmer Joe had cause for alarm
There was a chance he could lose his farm
Farmer Joe's IQ was low
Too bad he didn't know
Growing veal parmigiana was an idea that would bomb
Farmer Joe spoke to his friend Ross
Ross knew how to turn a profit from a loss
Told Joe 'The answer is clear
What's going on around here
You can't just grow veal parmigiana, grow the sauce!'