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Maybe her posterior is superior
I know a sweet young lass
Attended college in Boston, Mass
The women ignored her
But the men all adored her
Because she never missed going to class?
No
Because all of her courses she'd pass?
No
Because her car never ran out of gas?
No
Because she went fishing and caught a bass?
No
Because in summer she cuts the grass?
No
Because her favorite dish is pheasant under glass?
No
Because she has knuckles made of brass?
No
Because eating franks and beans gives her gas?
No
Because she never uses language that's crass?
No
Because...
