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A statin? Is that in store for Clete?
There once was a man named Clete
Who only liked one thing to eat
He was very insistent
He was very consistent
For every meal Clete would eat meat
One morning Clete woke with a pain in his chest
He thought to himself 'This isn't the best
I'll pay my doctor a visit
He'll know what is it
He could put my troubled mind to rest'
Clete's doctor checked his cholesterol
Told him 'You're numbers are off the wall
Your LDL's so high, got my eyes blurry
Surprised you didn't die, but don't worry
High cholesterol is better than none at all'
