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I have a friend Ray who's gay

Spoke with Ray just the other day 

Told me he bought a new car, that's nice

Would he mind telling me the price?

He talked in circles, Ray, I don't have all day

It's always the same way with Ray

A simple answer he'll never say

It used to be something I'd hate

How he'd never give me an answer that's straight 

Then I realized, Ray can't give a straight answer, he's gay!