In his doctors office sat a man named Jake
Had a very important decision to make
His doctor told him his cholesterol
Was really off the wall
Jake should make some lifestyle changes, a lot at stake
Jake ate a lot of red meat in his diet
His doctor was a vegetarian, urged him to try it
Jake didn't like it so he lumped it
Took it out the door and dumped it
He preferred eating anything as long as you hadda fry it