How’s your Mom & Dad?

Won't keep you in suspense 

 

Here's the deal with my parents 

 

First thing I wanna say

 

I rate them both PDA

 

Public Display of Affection? Surprised?

 

No. PDA is Parental Discretion Advised

 

Take their housing situation, you'll find 

 

It can certainly boggle your mind

 

Ma moved down to Philadelphia 

 

Believed it would make her wealthier

 

It didn't. Still thinks it will make her healthier

 

Pa said 'If I don't choose to use it, I'll lose it'

 

He chose to move it to Massachusetts

 

So, Ma is in PA and Pa is in MA

 

Ma is a seller who prefers to dwell in the cellar 

 

Pa is a buyer whose desire is to live higher

 

Is emphatic about living in the attic

 

Problematic, and only adds fuel to the fire 

 

Will Mom & Dad ever see eye to eye, huh?

 

Apparently not

 

Apparently not? 

 

They're my parents! What?

 

 

 

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