Won't keep you in suspense
Here's the deal with my parents
First thing I wanna say
I rate them both PDA
Public Display of Affection? Surprised?
No. PDA is Parental Discretion Advised
Take their housing situation, you'll find
It can certainly boggle your mind
Ma moved down to Philadelphia
Believed it would make her wealthier
It didn't. Still thinks it will make her healthier
Pa said 'If I don't choose to use it, I'll lose it'
He chose to move it to Massachusetts
So, Ma is in PA and Pa is in MA
Ma is a seller who prefers to dwell in the cellar
Pa is a buyer whose desire is to live higher
Is emphatic about living in the attic
Problematic, and only adds fuel to the fire
Will Mom & Dad ever see eye to eye, huh?
Apparently not
Apparently not?
They're my parents! What?