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Halitosis may lead to neurosis
Ed was a most pleasant fella
Married to a gal named Ella
Ed loved her to death
But couldn't stand her breath
It was so bad, couldn't get close enough to tell her
Ed, rather than continue to mope
Here's advice that should give you some hope
You and Ella have been distant
That could change in an instant
To Ella you wanna be closer? See, one word, tell 'er 'Scope'
