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The other day got an email from Groupon

Informing me I should use a coupon 

My jaw hit the floor 

When I saw what the coupon was for

A product I swore wouldn't use anymore, Grey Poupon 

Here's the exclusive scoop on

The problem I had with Grey Poupon

It upset my bowels

Always needed more towels

To wipe off whatever I'd poop on!

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