His name was Joe Prince, spent time moping
'When do I become King?' He was hoping
Joe wanted it so bad
He killed his own Dad
Told his subjects 'Don't worry now, l'm just Joe King'
When Joe King sat on his throne, it would start sinking
He'd gained weight, too much eating and drinking
Joe said 'This cannot continue
I know what I have to do
Go on a diet', his subjects said 'Good, thin King'
Joe King, you'd rarely find working
Work was something he'd always be shirking
His subjects said 'Yo
Think it's time you should go
Want to know, why you always be uh..jerk King?'