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Can I consider him a fan?
Yesterday went out to get something to eat
A scary looking dude stopped me on the street
He said 'Aren't you the guy from postpoems.com?
I'm so excited to meet you, I can't remain calm'
I had thought he was giving me a compliment
But it wasn't what this scary looking dude meant
I thought he'd say everything I post gets him elated
Instead he told me my entire portfolio he's hated
He said my work makes him sick, so sick he might die
The scary looking dude was turning into a terrifying guy
What could I do? I thanked him very much
Gave him a phony email address, told him to keep in touch
He thinks he might die and end up in the morgue?
Scary looking dude, it's not postpoems.com, it's postpoems.org!
