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Fred isn’t horsing around
There once was a man named Fred
Who often wished he was dead
Had no job, no friends and no money
Fred would often say 'It's not funny
I wish I was Mr Ed instead'
At attempting suicide, Fred had a history an'
When he realized he'd never become an equestrian
The news was too much for him to take
Fred jumped off the bridge into what he thought was the lake
Just his luck, landed on a passing pedestrian
