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A pair of newlyweds, they've been fighting 

They go at it each night, not the right thing

Because I live near 

I can't help but hear 

When he says 'Dear, wish you had a tight thing'

She responds 'Lord, give me strength

We're not on the same wavelength 

Dear, ain't easy to be with 

Someone who ain't got the width 

And who certainly ain't got the length'

Think these two should be indicted

It's a situation that must be righted 

I have no pity for them, each a fool 

Came up with a solution that's cool 

Have a duel! One dies? I'd be delighted