This idea occurred to me
Just the other day, you see
Where would everybody be
If there was no letter 'g'?
I wouldn't know where to be in
A song I have would be my son
My son could sing? Would be a sin
I couldn't wing it, but I'd have the win
Would be as mad as hell, my fear's
I'd end up rindin my ears
Couldn't say 'Oh my God'
'Oh my od'? That sounds so odd!