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Pulitzer Prize voters, hellooo!
Have you heard about a gal named Jeanne?
Was so concerned about the price of gasoline
She was a guest on Jimmy Fallon
When the price went up per gallon
Since then she hasn't benzene
Breaking news, while waiting for the price to ease
Jeanne contracted a strange disease
It only has two symptoms
You must watch The Simpsons
If you're looking for a vacation spot, urges you to consider Belize
Does this make any sense?
No, it's getting me very tense
It grinds my gears
And heightens my fears
Stuff in the 99 cents store will no longer cost 99 cents
