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See men, don’t be men
Top brass in the U.S. Navy
Called a meeting, an emergency!
'A problem has come to our attention
One we'd rather not mention
A problem we must solve ASAP'
'It seems many of our young men
After having it once, want it again
I'm referring to virtual sex
What happens after they disconnects
What do we find all over the decks? Their semen'
'Gentlemen, this can't continue to be
Among other things, it results in a deck slippery
A new rule must be enforced
So far this year, eight men have been lost
Slipped on the slippery semen which spilled them into the sea'
