Who’s your daddies? Semiquincentennial edition

Was 250 years ago next week 

The Founding Fathers felt the need to speak

From King George had to break away

Which is why we celebrate the day

 

Independence was declared 

Is everybody here prepared 

For Founding Fathers Only White Men Band

 

We're Founding Fathers Only White Men Band

That name makes us all very proud 

If you are a woman or not white 

Sorry, you are not allowed 

 

Wanna make it clear you 

Are inferior to

Any white man

That's why you are banned 

 

You say that we are racist 

How dare you call us that

Why didn't we free the slaves we owned

They couldn't make it on their own

We're doing them a favor

What do you say to that?

 

Soon, we gotta end the show

Write a Declaration you should know

Huh? Who said slavery is wrong!

Sir, it what makes our country strong 

 

What? Slavery should disappear?

Get the fuck outta here!

You have no place in

Founding Fathers Only White Men Band

 

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