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No man should be without a Waterman
Looking for that special gift
For someone you think is fine?
You can be conventional
Buy a bottle of wine
Forget the wine, avoid
'Thanks, you got wine again?'
Buy a gift they'll treasure
A Waterman luxury pen
What's my opinion of Waterman pens?
Won't use a lot of ink
The only thing I'd like to say
They make the best pens, I think
One time, at Waterman
There occurred a scandal
A pen started leaking!
Too much for some to handle
Omg! A Waterman break?
Someone call 311 quick!
Then they found out it was a fake
Perpetrated by those clowns at Bic
